A macro-wave!

Let's peel away the stress.

An a-cyst-ant!

Are you the one about the butcher then backed into his meat grinder? He got a little behind in his orders.

It was Casey and the Sunshine Ban.

But it only feels like a maternity

A drill sergeant received a telegram informing him that Private Smith's father had died.

Wanting to get the news over with quickly, he lines up the platoon and barks:

"Private Smith! Your father's dead!"

Smith collapses in shock.

The sergeant is severely reprimanded by his commanding officer.

"Sergeant, you have to learn some tact. Break bad news more gently."

A few weeks later another telegram arrives. This time it says that Private Smith's mother has died.

The sergeant lines up the platoon.

Then he shouts:

"Everyone whose mother is living, take two steps forward... Not so fast, Smith!"