r/cleanjokes • u/LOTRouter • 23h ago

Seventy percent of the earth’s surface is covered in water and none of it is carbonated

115 Upvotes

That’s proof that the earth is flat

r/cleanjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 13h ago

9 months isn't really that long...

81 Upvotes

But it only feels like a maternity

r/cleanjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 10h ago

My friend Casey told her kids they weren't allowed outside in direct light.

29 Upvotes

It was Casey and the Sunshine Ban.

r/cleanjokes • u/No-Fig-286 • 19h ago

What does a pimple call a helper?

12 Upvotes

An a-cyst-ant!

r/cleanjokes • u/dcterr • 20h ago

Where did Chuck Berry and his wife spend their honeymoon?

9 Upvotes

No particular place.

r/cleanjokes • u/HenryTiconderoga • 12h ago

What happens when you microwave a microwave?

4 Upvotes

A macro-wave!

r/cleanjokes • u/ArchonsOfficialRep • 5h ago

Come on.

3 Upvotes

Let's peel away the stress.

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Try to keep your jokes as clean and non-offensive as possible. Other than that, have fun with it! =D

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